What does it say about someone when they have to shut the dog out of the room to record this, because they’re embarrassed? Yes, I am utterly rubbish and not keen on the sound of my own voice. But it’s done now. It may be useful to note that this was my first and only attempt and I put that solely down to the fact I wrote very rough notes on what I wanted to cover, which kept me on track. Kind of. Four minutes goes very fast!